How to eat popcorn

There are 2 ways to do this; evil or sensible.


  1. Whilst no-one is looking, snatch the bag from the cupboard, return to your territory.
  2. Secretly, snarf the entire bag, put it back.
  3. Stuff it with cotton balls.
  4. Wait for your mom to come home from work.
  5. When she comes home, deny the whole thing.


  1. Ask for a bowl of popcorn.
  2. When it’s ready, stare at it like it’s the last thing on earth.
  3. Wait for your younger brother to stop crying.
  4. Snarf the entire bowl, but nibble.

Cat faceRainbow

3 thoughts on “How to eat popcorn”

  1. This was SO FUNNY! I loved ‘return to your territory’. I can just picture you with a bag of popcorn sneaking back into a dark mossy cave, cackling crazily. 🙂


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