How to eat popcorn

There are 2 ways to do this; evil or sensible.


  1. Whilst no-one is looking, snatch the bag from the cupboard, return to your territory.
  2. Secretly, snarf the entire bag, put it back.
  3. Stuff it with cotton balls.
  4. Wait for your mom to come home from work.
  5. When she comes home, deny the whole thing.


  1. Ask for a bowl of popcorn.
  2. When it’s ready, stare at it like it’s the last thing on earth.
  3. Wait for your younger brother to stop crying.
  4. Snarf the entire bowl, but nibble.

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Author: bloggerofthebloggish

I am a girl from England, who likes to blog. I suffer from lightheadedness and stomach cramps, and I have an anxiety disorder. Bloggish has been running for over 3 years, and it is the place where I vent or just talk about my life. I usually post about once or twice a month, so don't expect much from me. Chaio! (This is not misspelled on purpose, I actually thought that's how ciao was spelt, so you will have to live with that, don't worry, I'm a grammar nazi too ;) ) ~bloggerofthebloggish :)

3 thoughts on “How to eat popcorn”

  1. This was SO FUNNY! I loved ‘return to your territory’. I can just picture you with a bag of popcorn sneaking back into a dark mossy cave, cackling crazily. 🙂


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