There are 2 ways to do this; evil or sensible.
- Whilst no-one is looking, snatch the bag from the cupboard, return to your territory.
- Secretly, snarf the entire bag, put it back.
- Stuff it with cotton balls.
- Wait for your mom to come home from work.
- When she comes home, deny the whole thing.
- Ask for a bowl of popcorn.
- When it’s ready, stare at it like it’s the last thing on earth.
- Wait for your younger brother to stop crying.
- Snarf the entire bowl, but nibble.