ALMOST ROBBED?!?!

OK THIS IS 100% NOT CLICKBAIT I SWEAR TO GOD WE WERE ALMOST ROBBED.

(Do not panic; the police were not involved, and everything is [mostly] OK)

So at the end of the month, we are getting our garage roof redone, so obviously we have to clean it, and in order to do that we need to obviously take stuff out and recycle it.

Because we’re cheap, imagine a bag-version of a skip. Yeah, that’s pretty much what’s sitting in our driveway. So we have old trash, boxes, unused appliances etc.

So me and my mom went on a short walk (bc my 5K egg on Pokémon go was at 4.97 so we went on a walk around the block) and we saw this guy, DIGGING AROUND IN OUR SKIP BAG THINGY.

WTF!?!

So obviously my mom was like “what are you doing get out of our trash”

So the guy was like this (my moms dialog is in bold)

“Oh sorry I put it back”

“Yeah put it back”

“You live here?”

“Yeah. Sam, call 999”

(My name is Samantha to clear up any confusion, and I live in England)

So I just stood there with 999 dialled on my keypad, I didn’t know whether to call them…

“Yeah I need police this man is stealing cardboard and kitchen knives”

Ya know…not too urgent.

So this guy was like “you have no heart you’re the devil”

“Yeah I sold my heart”

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WOULD GET VIOLENT.

LIKE WTF.

Anyway, we ended up DRAGGING the bag back into the garage, but all is well in our household 🙂

Chaio!

~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂

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