Yes, even though I’m missing home ec next week because of exams, we are making SCONES.
That is not a good thing.
Last week, we had a scone tasting session. If you have heard of me as the ‘party puker’, I had a cheese scone right before my expulsion.
So, being the emetophobic and hypochondriac I am, I did NOT want anything to do with scones. I did not sign up to this class to eat.
THIS IS WHAT MY TEACHER SAID WHEN I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT.
‘Well I really want you to do it’.
TIMES 500000000000000000000. (jk)
This is what I wanted to say:
‘OK LISTEN LADY, I HAVE A FEAR OF PUKE AND I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SCONES. SO MAYBE, JUST LEAVE ME BE AND ASK *friend’s mom* IF ITS TRUE. BECAUSE IT IS. SO STOP ******* PRESSURING ME’.
And if that isn’t bad enough, lots of people are making cheese scones.
At around 10:30AM on Monday 12th June, please could I “coincidentally” have a dizzy spell and go to the medical room, so I don’t have to make scones. And make sure it lasts until around 11:20. Thanks.
And I also cried myself to sleep last night, and wasted my time looking at memes at 5AM.
I have a great life.
*HELP ME. PLZ*