Now I remember why I quit…
1) People’s names in bio
If I go on someone’s profile, they have the initials of their ‘besties’. Me, well I am obviously not normal and actually put something ABOUT myself. Wow, rebellious.
I think every single selfie I have looked at has at least 10+ comments like ‘peng’ and ‘hottie’. Of course, every selfie except the ones on my profile. And even when I think I look adequate, I feel my ugliness seep in after a week of a comment free selfie. Wow. I should really get a face transplant. Shoot.
3) Someone choose next Insta
Not only am I ugly and selfish, I’m also unpopular (wow like I didn’t know that). I put on my story ‘someone choose next insta’. After like 3 days I get nothing.
Someone else put the same thing 3 minutes ago. I reply saying I want to.
“Sorry someone’s already chose”
Of course. Just my luck. I guess I’ll just occupy myself with this sharp thing in the corner. Bye.
And the painful fact that I have to go back to school on Monday and face exams. Help.
Your ugly selfless unpopular friend,