40 facts about me/Old forum posts

Ok so I tried to do a 50 facts but that kinda flopped, so here are 40 FACTS because I just wanted to be entertaining for once

  1. My real name is Samantha Nolastnamegiven
  2. I have shoulder – length chestnut brown hair
  3. I have hazel eyes (which is annoying when I do quizzes involving my eye colour)
  4. I wear glasses
  5. I am very tall for my age (and just in general)
  6. I live in England
  7. I either wear pale pink or white tops
  8. I either wear sweatpants or leggings
  9. My favourite colour is yellow, but my room is blue (I like blue too don’t worry)
  10. I am introverted
  11. I don’t have many friends (wow really I didn’t know that)
  12. I’ve been bullied for my blog
  13. I love Pusheen
  14. I love makeup
  15. I favor cats over dogs
  16. I go to private school
  17. I’m American and Russian
  18. I’m a nerd
  19. I have anxiety
  20. My favourite song is Chandelier by Sia
  21. I’m the tallest and youngest in my friend group :/
  22. My birthday is April 4
  23. I was born 1 day early
  24. I have been physically, emotionally and cyberbullied
  25. I have been suicidal
  26. I have self harmed
  27. I am constantly paranoid about being judged
  28. I suck at PE
  29. I am a STEM person
  30. STEM stands for Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics
  31. My favorite subjects are IT (computing) and Spanish
  32. I love binge watching youtube
  33. I collect LAMY fountain pens
  34. I collect makeup
  35. My favourite youtubers are: Logan Paul, Jaidenanimations, theodd1sout, NiliPOD and Eve Bennett
  36. I once had stomach cramps so bad I was in hospital and stayed off school for 4 days
  37. 95% of my family doesn’t live in England
  38. I’ve been abroad twice: to the U.S. and France (I’ve mentioned France before on this blog)
  39. I think I’ve said this, but BLOGGISH was actually a forum only my parents could read
  40. My favorite food is salted popcorn

Ok, so that’s done. Let me refer to fact 39, and say that BLOGGISH used to be a private forum, and I have some really cringey posts from around April of 2014. As soon as I set this blog up, I stopped using my forum, but I managed to snatch all of my posts from there, so enjoy!


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15 random things about myself

Hmm… that’s not easy, but I’ll give it a go.

1. I’m only 9 years old!
2. I’m CRAZY about butterflies and stationary.
3. I have eczema.
4. I freak out if I see any bugs (except ants).
5. My top 3 favourite colours are yellow, blue and purple.
6. I have no pets.
7. I hate sweets and ice cream.
8. My favourite book is the “Big Nate” collection.
9. My favourite subject is history.
10. I hate science, but I study the periodic table.
11. Next March will be my first residential trip… to Edale!
12. My favourite thing to do is make games.
13. I do loads of grown-up things.
14. My favourite movie is “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”.
15. I only have 4 BFFs.

So… I hope you liked it! They are all true (well, not really. We are still thinking about no.11.) They might be a bit gross, but hey! They’re random! :)


Ballet-Grade 2!!*
Ya, I know, we are ALL crazy! But, I have a confession. DO NOT TELL ANYONE!!! x_x I actually set this up WITHOUT anyone knowing! SSH! :) Lolz! Sorry this one might be a bit short or long…

I have my Grade 2 ballet exam today. Me and my friend are the only people from my grade doing the exam. By the way, I don’t neccesarily go to a ballet SCHOOL, I have after-school classes. I’m in a ballet club, with about 10 other kids. There aren’t many of us. Anyhow, my teacher does work for a ballet school, so basicly I am part of a ballet school. I go to Tiptoe ballet school. But guess what, my exam is in ****** (I’m not allowed to say where it is bc it will show where I live) But, the good thing is we are taking the bus!! Woo-hoo! And, my BFF is going to be there as well! :D!! It is going to be ACE!! My parents have my permission to LOOK at my blog! Well, I’m sorry this post is short but I have LOADS of things to do…in less than 1/2 hour!! Laters! :)

*Keep on commenting!! :)

My party this Saturday! (And my secret Harry Potter trip!)

O.M.G!! I’m having a party this Saturday (just, you know… end of year?) Anyhow, I’m inviting 2 of my BFFs over. We’ll have a BLAST! (If I put my laptop away! :) )We wil also make CHOOLATE CAKE! (Drool…) Seriously, I LOVE chocolate cake! My exam was yesterday, but, you know how I’m blogging while it’s school time, well, I’m on SUMMER VACATION!! :D :D :D!! We had a half-day last Friday and we counted down the seconds until summer. (Mainly I’m glad to be out of Y4! I has the worst year ever! :( )
OMG! It was SO nice! (Ya, so what, I like putting smilies in!) This Thursday, we are going to the pool, but on the 26th August, we are going to (ready for it?)


Sorry. Just SOO excited! My classmates (who I barely ever get along with) will ENVY me for the rest of my life!! ;)

Must. Stop. Screaming.
Seriously, if i scream THIS loud, probably people n Austrailia will drop dead! I am SO excited!
Sorry. Gotta go! (*Munching on £20 note!*)
:) :) :)
Laters! ;)


My Year in Year 4-I’m INVISIBLE!!!

Oh my gosh. I will tell you the tale of me being INVISIBLE during a science lesson. I’ll tell you the bad bits, since it was BORING! Here we go… (this might be a bit long.)

It was 3:20 (ish). Me and my group were sticking photos in our science books. I had a picture without ME on it. How RUDE is that? >:D The boy sitting next to me had the ONLY photo with ME on it. The photo I had ALSO had him in it. I said to him “give it back!”
You know what he said?
A big, fat “NO”. UNBELIVEABLE! I started crying (I have never been good at socalizing, since I didn’t go to Pre-school). I started snatching the photo from him.
Now, will I ask for a show of hands?
I FINALLY managed to get it out of his hands. Now for Step 2. Telling the teacher. It turns out the teacher also hates me. He said “go stick the photo in your book”. How RUDE is that??! He didn’t even give me a chance to EXPLAIN!!! Then, he told us to tidy up. I started tidying the floor. He then told me “That’s for the cleaners. Go sit down”. That is WEIRD! Make up your mind, people. I was SO glad the day had ended! Luckily, my class teacher didn’t see me! (Phew!)

You won’t BELIVE how happy I am to get out of Y4! At least, in Year 5, I’ll have a teacher who LISTENS to me! Oh, god, I’m SO grateful for the holidays!
By the way, this wasn’t my WORST day in Year 4! I had worse… :(

Gotta go! :)
Stay tuned! :)


Random thoughts

I’m just planning ahead…for next march. We have our music competition next march. I’m thinking about doing a horrible histories song. I LOVE history. I don’t like singing, well I DO but I DON’T like being told what to sing and when to sing it. I don’t know what to do! HELP!! (*Bing!*) I’ll do a POLL! :)
Here we go! Enjoy! :)
(*Blog in new thread. Post will be copied.*)



Ok, NBC stands for National Bloggish Club. That’s right! I’m unleashing a BRAND NEW club!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Below is a list of benefits you can get if you sign up!

  • Take part in AWESOME competitions! OMG!
  • Get your own bloggish mini blog! OMG!
  • Subscribe so you won’t miss A SINGLE POST! OMG!
  • Chat with other bloggish members (including me!) OMG!
  • …And many more! OMG!

To sign up, send me a private message! (And no, I DON’T have an email adress. duh) I know benefit 2 excited you the most. Ya, I’ll make a sepreate board and put your blogs in it. You need to join this forum to, like ACTUALLY sign up! You can sign up anytime, anyday!
Gotta go! :)
Laters! :)

(PS, Sorry this post was short! :))


Running for the space center

OMG! The Leicester space museum was THE BEST!! Me and my dad spent, like 4 WHOLE HOURS WITHOUT LEAVING! :) I want on this “simulator ride”. Have you ever ben on “mission to mars”? It’s in Epcot. The ride was kinda like that. I was really scared but it turned out to be REALLY COOL!!!
Then I saw my first 2 planetarium shows. The second one was basiclly a tour of the night sky but in the first one, we saw Jupiter’s moon, Uropa. Then I went in a tranquility base and OMG OMG OMG! One part was a moon walk. You lay down on this board and pushed with your feet. On a screen, there was this inage of you jumping on the moon. OMG OMG! Another part was where you had to maneuver a chair to catch these targets. I had NO CLUE how to move it, but my had pushed me around and I got 34000 points. Wow.

To be continued…


Running for the space center (part 2)

Ok, picking up from where we left off. There was a “baked bean” challenge. You would lift up all these baked bean cans. Boring! Here’s the twist: They have been weighed so when you picked it up, it would be the weight of a SINGLE BAKED BEAN from another planet. When I tried picking one up from the sun, I could BARELY MOVE it! We went upstairs and there was this water pressure challenge. You had to decide which rocket would best suit the astronamour. Then there was this HUGE shuttle that stretched all the way up the building (5 floors).

To be continued…


WordPress is calling my name…

Oh, how I want a blog SO BAD!!!!!!! >:D And when I say “blog”, I mean like a REAL blog. Not a proboards forum. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! As you can see from the title, you know how I feel. I have read many blogs and I’m about to POP!! (And yes, I know internet safety rules. Seriously, do you think I’m BRAIN DEAD?!?!?!?!?!) Seriously, then I can get COOL COMMENTS! 8-) And take part in stuff such as “Not me! Monday”. I could also follow other blogs. (But NO, I WON’T be spending any money.) This is the LAST STRAW for me! I’ll list some reasons telling you why blogging is educational.

  • It develops writing skills, by expressing feelings and telling cool stories.
  • It develops social skills (which I DO NOT have). You can read other comments and think long and hard about them…
  • You can take part in cool blog hops, and follow other blogs,which you can compare to your blog.
  • Later, you can look back on old posts and remember those days.
  • And, as the author, you can delete comments that are rude, offensive or in any other ways, cyber-bullying.
  • You can keep your own online journal and use the latest tecnology.

So, I am DYING for a REAL blog that I can customize. I’m making a point and will hold up an argument.
Seriously, its like keeping a diary. What’s wrong with that?! :'( :'( :'( :( :( :(



If y’all wanna come see my “blog”, then head to http://bloggish.boards.net/
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Username: bloggerofthebloggish
Password: loomband85

(BTW, billybudapest is my mom lol)

There’s really cringey stuff there, including weird comments, so please check it out!!


~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂

What I got for Xmas 2017

I could do a youtube video about this, but I’m lazy and would rather type than edit.

When I watched ‘what I got for xmas’ videos on youtube, I was baf

fled at how little they got compared to me.

So, let me take this opportunity to implicitly brag about how much stuff I got.

  1. A lava lamp
  2. A pink pedometer watch
  3. 2 coasters (one with a cat on and one with an S on, because my name starts with S)
  4. A shiny blue LAMY
  5. Bath & body works hand sanitizers (stress relief, focus, iced gingerbread, paris, a thousand wishes, warn vanilla sugar, vanilla buttercream, champagne sparkle – I got multiple of these because I run out quickly lol)
  6. Bath & body works bath wash (vanilla bean noel)
  7. Bath & body works body mists (a thousand wishes, pretty as a peach, warm vanilla sugar, endless weekend, moonlight bath, vanilla bean noel, hello beautiful, japanese cherry blossom, magic in the air)
  8. Here comes betty bath set (idk what this is but it smells good)
  9. My little pony surprise egg (I had an MLP phase a few years ago)
  10. Bakedin mug brownie mixes (aka the best brownies on the planet)
  11. A unicorn heat pack
  12. A webkinz pretty kitty (webkinz are basically pets you can play with online and have a plushie at the same time)
  13. Staedtler 6 neon fineliner pens
  14. Diary of a wimpy kid: the getaway
  15. Adultolescense
  16. 1,432 QI facts
  17. Voyage into space
  18. 365 historical stories
  19. Pusheen 2018 calendar
  20. Pusheen lilac cushion
  21. Pusheen PJ set
  22. Pusheen blind box plushie
  23. Teal duvet set
  24. Pusheen top
  25. Pusheen socks
  26. Pusheen bath set
  27. LUSH bathbombs
  28. Real techniques travel set
  29. Real techniques bold metals eyes and lips set
  30. Real techniques bold metals powder bush & contour brush
  31. Masqd 5 minute face brushes
  32. Urban decay NAKED 1, heat & smoky palettes
  33. Benefit hoola mini bronzer
  34. Apple music gift card
  35. Primark £25 gift card
  36. Boots £15 gift card

I think that’s it, but I’m probably forgetting stuff

Anyway, that’s the bulk of what I got for xmas 🙂


~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂


The Sanctuary

Ok, so I’ve really been itching to write lately, so here is me writing about how literally NO ROOM in the house is free because we have 3493844 people in it (ok just 5, but that’s 2 more than usual)

Let me go through all the rooms in the house, and list their opening hours (by that, I

mean when nobody’s in there)

Library (open 11am-1pm)
Office (never open)
Bathroom (open 11am-8pm excluding bathroom trips during the day, so just reduce that to about 1 hour of opening time because we have 5 people and 1 bathroom)
Kitchen (open 9:30am-11am)
Living room (open 7pm-8pm)

Parent’s room (open 10am-1am)
My room (always open)

I know I have a small house, I have been informed that.

Now let’s go through which rooms will have who in
(Btw, In my house there is me, my mom, my dad, my grandma and my mom’s best friend who we consider an aunt)

Library (Aunt, Mom, Grandma)
Office (Dad)
Bathroom (everyone at some point)
Kitchen (Mom, Grandma, Aunt, Dad)
Living room (Grandma, Aunt, Dad)

Parent’s room (Mom, Dad)
My room (Me, obvs)

So, now you can see the peril I am in, and to rub salt in the wound, let’s go through my average day and where I can go

9AM My room
10AM My parent’s room, Kitchen, My room
11AM Library, parent’s room, bathroom, My room
12noon Library, parent’s room, bathroom, My room
1PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
2PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
3PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
4PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
5PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
6PM Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
7PM Living room, Bathroom, My room, Parent’s room
8PM My room, Parent’s room
9PM My room (thats when I go to bed lol)

So, I proceed to spend my holiday cooped up in my room because that’s the only place I can consistently be without people trying to socialise

Imma end on another cheery note! 😀


~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂



I’m a Satanist

Yes, you read that right. I am now a satanist. I drew a pentagram on the back of my hand with a red sharpie 2 hours ago; that counts as entrance to the satanic temple to me. Basically, I have been considering joining for months, but because of my STRONGLY ATHEIST dad, I am not one to join in religious debates, because I know the ugliness society whittles itself to when one of those blood baths is taking place.

The only problem is, I go to a very Christian private school (as in, we are forced to attend christian events to comply with our school’s ethos), and I think coming into school with a pentagram on my hand wouldn’t fly.


So, basically, here is Satanism in a nutshell.

  1. We don’t believe in the devil (that’s a christian concept)
  2. The word Satan is latin for opposition, so we basically protest liberty
  3. We don’t sacrifice or pray
  4. We have symbols (like pentagrams)
  5. I don’t think there are any initiation rituals for Satanism
  6. The ethos of Satanism are: do whatever you want, don’t hurt anyone or anything
  7. We don’t do 666 or 13
  8. We believe in science

That’s pretty much Satanism, so it’s like not having a religion, but labeling yourself as something cool just for the fun of it.

I think it’s gonna be pretty cool when I come to school with my pentagram and everyone FLIPS OUT and I just play it chill

You know what, since it’s me, I’ll probably have a panic attack and die

Ending on a cheery note, say hello to your new satanist friend!


~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂

Ma Gradez

Ok, so first of all, I’m really sorry for not posting; school has literally been crushing me and literally I have ZERO free time, and I have been doing lots of writing so I haven’t really had time to come back here.

Anyway, on Friday, we had a half day (on the last day before the Xmas holidays, and the last day before summer, we always have a half day), and when I got home, my report was here.


Actually, I was kinda excited (who am I kidding I was buzzing) because I consider myself a good student, and every parents’ evening, all my mom had to do was sit back while the teachers rambled on compliments about me. Not to mention, my mom is an Academic with a PhD, my dad plays guitar and bass like it’s a life form, so I was expected to be academic and musical. I excel in most subjects, and play 4 instruments (actually, I actively only play 2, but I know how to play 4)

Anyway, before we get into ma gradez, I need to explain my school’s grading system, because we don’t have your traditional A B C etc, we have 12345 and OVGSDN, so let me explain

Each grade has 2 parts: effort and attainment. Effort is graded 1-5, and is described as follows:

1 – Very good effort, sustained at all times
2 – Good effort, very few lapses
3 – Inconsistent effort
4 – Poor effort
5 – (This isn’t listed in the report, but my friends have asked teachers, and apparently there is a 5, but judging by the scale here, you can probably guess what a 5 would be)

Attainment is a bit more complex, and is graded OVGSDN, as follows:

O – Outstanding
V – Very Good
G – Good
S – Satisfactory
D – Evidence of Difficulty (idk what this means, but I got a D in P.E. because I missed like 2 months of it, because I nearly passed out, try and find that, it’s here somewhere)
N – Not Satisfactory

So, let me go through the grades:

Art – 1G
Biology – 1G
Chemistry – 2G
Design Tech – 1G
English – 1O (idk how i did that, I hate english to my teeth, but I guess I’m doing something right)
French – 1V
Geography – 1G
History – 1G (surprising because my teacher said I’m the reason history teachers come to work, but she isn’t a lenient lady)
Math – 1G
Music – 1V
P.E. – 1G (achievement because I SUCK and barely try in P.E.)
Physics – 2G
Religious Education – 1V
Spanish – 1V

So, those are ma gradez. Apparently, when I shared my O on snapchat, a girl in my class texted me saying it wasn’t fair that I got an O, so the teach ppl are coming down hard on us this year.

And, it’s also pretty uncommon to get an O, especially after the first semester, and extra especially after the teachers are slamming homework on you (for example: I had to learn 100 vocab words in Spanish in 2 days), so I’m pretty proud of myself 😀


~bloggerofthebloggish 🙂

(P.S: Because I’m on Christmas break, and I’ll probably spend 99.9% of my time in my room, away from my relatives, and closer to my laptop, I will be able to post!! YaY!)